The Comics No One Gets: Part 3
A Tiny Rocket
Did Jor-El put food in the rocket for little baby Kal-El?
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The Opposite of Hunter S. Thompson
Is this an exaggeration? Or a de-exaggeration? Or neither? Or both?
My Coffee Maker
This is a Cory Nicro vacuum coffee pot. It is the best way to make coffee.
The Empire Strikes Back (Final Edit)
The joke here is about how, in the prequels, Star Wars seemed to be about watching legislators in session, complicated legal stuff about the Republic, and George Lucas going back and editing stuff. I imagined that he might edit The Empire Strikes Back to be like this. Funny to me, but I don’t think anyone else liked it much.
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Dreams about Old Cars
I really do have these dreams all the time, about old cars I used to own (or fictional dream cars my mind makes up)
I also had a dream I met President Obama. Sometimes I dream I can fly.
Spring Ahead, Fall Behind
I’m not a fan of going back and forth between daylight saving time and standard time. So I drew this cartoon. Nary a chuckle from the viewer!
Pan Grilled Salmon and Herb Roasted Potatoes
It’s true! They did!
This one is funnier than the one about the hangin’.
Nancy Drew the Hardy Boys
This is one of my favorites.
Raviolo
Raviolo, ravioli
Susho, sushi
Celerish, celery
No one likes this one.
Rapscallion
Any rap song that includes the lyric “and I’m here to say” is a failure. That’s part of the joke.
Mobster Bisque
Those are little hats in the soup, you see.
Ghosts
This one is about the ghosts that follow us all around. Of course.
See also:
- Maple Syrup Curse October 15, 2016
- My Pet Ghost July 8, 2017
- I’m the Ghost of You October 24, 2017
- I’m You — from the Future! January 30, 2018
Goldilocks and the Three Avocados
Maybe you have to be in California to like this one.
The Feud Between the Davenports and the Chesterfields
I like this one a lot. I think it’s really funny, the idea of these sofas fighting.
Alcohol and Dementia
This one is still a fave.
